abrotion:

telapathetic:

abrotion:

telapathetic:

somebody make a wikipedia page for me

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U bitch

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lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

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oknope:

doing the dishes and a piece of food touches your hand and you’re like

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the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

transandfabulous:

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

my mom bought me a 2 carrot ring!

Karat*

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say what bitch

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guy:

guy:

this gif is literally what true procrastination looks like:

actually i’ll add the gif later lol

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